Since it’s Monday morning and we’re all in need of a chuckle, I thought I’d post an old Christmas “favorite” that was passed along to me by a music minister several years ago. Even though it will be painful, listen all the way through, as it just keeps getting ‘better’ and ‘better’…

Humorous Holidays to you!

Update: I’ve added it to the podcast category for our subscribers. You’re welcome. -Tim

 
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1   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:25 pm

-dies- LOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh wait, but blasphemy!!!! It takes such a sacred song about Jesus, and dishonors it!!!! We’re going to hell now.

Joe

2   merry    
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:35 pm

Ow. My ears. Are aching.

Is there a story behind this? What is this? Who is this? Why is this? How is this?

Hee, hee.

3   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:39 pm

We’ve always debated whether:

1) The guy was serious in recording it and just didn’t know how bad he was.

2) The guy was a great singer to be able to muff things so badly, but yet still do a lot of the technical things “right” to make the effect worse (like holding a dissonant pitch out so long without even wavering to resolve it with the key of the recording).

3) The guy was a bad singer, but knew it and just had fun.

My vote was for #2…

4   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:40 pm

I do believe Ingrid would not approve

5   Nathanael    http://www.borrowedbreath.com/
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm

I laughed so hard I cried.

6   Ingrid    http://www.sliceoflaodicea.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:58 pm

The real question, Rev. Joe, is whether the Lord approves. I am grateful that my testimony of believing that those who call themselves Christians should treat the Lord Jesus Christ with the reverence He is due is well-enough known that you mention it here. Thank you.

7   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:01 pm

Ingrid.
While we have you here would you mind answering a few other questions? Oh and you’re welcome.

8   Kim    
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm

Why would you even post that? It’s not well done and it’s not funny. A waste of time and a waste of space on the page.

9   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm

By the way, this post has made it to SOL 3.0.

10   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm

Honored, really. Glad I could be first to comment, or…was I “the last”? I guess that means I’m officially ‘hosed’ and hellbound like you guys too now huh? Slice has pronounced judgment, and it’s final guys, final. I guess Jesus was on vacation when that happened. God doesn’t have a sense of humor, sorry. Wow, way to question my devotion and love of God Ingrid without knowing me at all, how Christian of you. I used to really like your site too. =(

Joe

11   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm

Ingrid,
Why are you equivocating, at most, a song with our Lord Jesus Christ?

12   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:25 pm

Ingrid’s question is legit. If a man who had this singing ability wanted to sing at the yearly Christmas cantata would God be honored if we turned him away? Or if this guy wanted to sing our Church choir next to her husband and his 30 years of Musical giftedness should we let him? Would God be honored if we said, “No, I’m sorry you don’t meet our qualifications…” OR would God be honored if we said, “Sure, come on up.”
At one extreme you have whatever she called us, on the other you have Christian snobbery. So please, Ingrid, I’ll answer your’s if you answer mine.

13   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:44 pm

That’s like a cross between “Nick the Lounge Singer” and Kermit the Frog (caught in a trap).

14   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:03 pm

I’m just wondering when a song became elevated to equivalence with Jesus?

15   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm

And why is it I’m not surprised that “externals-focused church” Ingrid chose this post out of hundreds to comment on…

16   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:37 pm

Maybe this is what it sounds like when the rocks cry out, and we can quit debating the qualifications and dishonor of a man who can’t sing well. Because it rocks.

(So to speak.)

17   merry    
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:23 pm

There’s a sweet lady at my church. I love her.

She sings loudly. And badly. In church for everyone to hear.

But her heart is in the right place. The Lord must listen to her and smile because she is genuinely worshiping him in her own way.

If I recorded her and posted the song for you to hear you’d probably laugh.

I don’t know if the person singing was joking or not but that’s who he reminds me of. :)

18   inquisitor    
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:38 pm

Reminds me when David danced with all his might and passion and Michal laughed at him. I don’t think that God listens to the voice as much as he does the heart. It sounds like this guy has more passion that all of us.

TTW- explain that the Internet is one source of information making sure that they understand that not all information on the web is true. You will then model for them how to access the internet, choose a reliable site and how to search for information. When you find important information about your topic, model for students how to extract information from the site. Then on a sticky note write down any important, or interesting information and attach it to the “learned” column of the RAN chart.

I will celebrate before the LORD. I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes.
2 Samuel 6:21-22

19   inquisitor    
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:39 pm

oops, you can omit the middle paragraph, somehow I picked up something that was on my clipboard.

20   iggy    http://wordofmouthministries.blogspot.com/
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:47 pm

I have been so blessed by some that most would say that were not great singers at all…

One lady who had almost nothing in worldly possessions and by the worlds standard was not of the beautiful people sang in a very strong “folk” style… she sang sweetly to an out of tune piano, “I have a mansion in the sky”… It brought me to tears and I was truly blessed.

Another time a man sang a song, which I do not remember, but the guitar was so sadly out of tune… as well as he was, but as he sang I was brought again to tears… and felt the presence of the Lord.

Now, this… it was just painful…

LOL!
iggy

21   Brendt    http://csaproductions.com/blog/
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:39 pm

Chris, what did we ever do to you?

I don’t know about Ingrid, but I’m sure John McCain wouldn’t approve — he’d put that song at the same level as waterboarding.

22   Miriam J. Nard    
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:35 pm

This actually sounds like a handicapped person singing his heart out to Jesus. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. :>

I have a handicapped son, actually, and sometimes I’m pretty sure that God gave him to me so I would learn not to take everything too seriously. He makes me smile a lot, and no, we’re not laughing at him, we’re laughing with him. What a gift to be able to appreciate life’s imperfections….it kind of puts everything into perspective! ….keeps us all humble….

This reminds me of a time when I was a kid and the song leader sat down in front of us and made an extremely LOUD and RUDE noise from his, er, behind, right as the sermon was starting. I knew my dad would half kill me if I laughed, so I closed my eyes really tight and started counting backwards from 100. My brother wasn’t so lucky….I’ll leave you to imagine the worst….come on, Ingrid, lighten up….who is Ingrid anyway, and why are we worrying about her opinion?

23   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:43 pm

Miriam,
There was a guy at a church I attended for a few years that would pray in a way that was terribly funny. I can’t describe it via text all that well, but it was the same sort of situation you found yourself in. Its a nice reminder that God isn’t all that concerned with our opinion on what it looks like.

24   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 12:24 am

Wow.
Ingrid actually posted here.

25   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 12:39 am

Ingrid actually posted here.

Yes, and look at the topic chosen. Not really surprising at all…

Majoring in the minors…

26   Dan Brewster    
December 4th, 2007 at 8:11 am

Seems as if most of the bloggers on this site have a very flippant view of the Holiness of Christ. I appreciate Ingrid posting the “song” for folks to hear. It is a travesty for someone to mock the Savior in this way. Some of you even try to manipulate the Scriptures in your defense of the “singer”. God is a God of order, and if He has not given the talent to sing, you should not try to sing. I often wonder how the “singer” and most of you would react to his rendition of “There is a fountain filled with blood…”. To laugh along with this “singer” and to mock Ingrid and what she stands for shows the true depth of your spirituality, or the lack thereof.

27   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 4th, 2007 at 9:14 am

OK Dan, Go get your Bible and show me a verse that supports your position.

28   iggy    http://wordofmouthministries.blogspot.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 9:23 am

Dan,

that is the best parody I have read in a long time… LOL! Great Job mocking those legalists! LOL!

iggy

29   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 9:32 am

God is a God of order, and if He has not given the talent to sing, you should not try to sing.

II Opinions 2:16?

To laugh along with this “singer” and to mock Ingrid and what she stands for shows the true depth of your spirituality, or the lack thereof.

Dan,

a) We don’t know who the singer is. I’ve heard about 10 different stories (including that it was a boy trying to put together a demo tape), but I have not been able to find anything of its origin (and was actually hoping someone would have the scoop on where it came from).

b) To mock what Ingrid stands for is to mock a veneer Christianity that worships externals: the building the church meets in, the songs it sings, the clothes it wears, etc. To mock what Ingrid stands for is to put an exclamation point on what Jesus came to save us from – freedom from sin and freedom from legalism.

30   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 9:47 am

I am not sure how I feel about the song since I don’t know the context, but I do know what Ingrid stands for:

* Salvation through baptism
* Communion is the actual flesh and blood of Jesus
* Anything she doesn’t like

Actually, Ingrid is Roman Catholic.

31   sandy    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:44 am

Would it matter to know that this song was actually written by a Jewish composer whose day job was to write music for the Moulin Rouge and other cabarets in Paris? I would think that might tarnish its holiness a bit. I mean, no telling what other unsavory language the composer had written with that same pen. :)

32   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:49 am

or the fact that he was an “unsaved” person writing about Jesus. There’s gotta be a blasphemy in there somewhere too…if you’re looking for it.

33   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 11:57 am

The way some people approach “sacred” music is really baffling to me. I mean personally, I would love to a Weird Al hymns album. I don’t think hymns are inspired the same way Scripture is. They are an imperfect expression of man’s heart to God.

I think a certain amount of fear and reverence to God is good, but with some people, I think they think they are dealing with God in an Old Testament context still. They forget how God chose to reveal Himself to humanity in the New Testament. It’s through the weakness and accessibility of Jesus. I mean Jesus was so approachable that even little kids felt safe coming up to Him. God is no longer the unapproachable God in the Ark of the Covenant. Through Jesus, we can approach Him as we are and unafraid.

34   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 12:09 pm

In some ways, this song reminded me of a disc I got second-hand a couple years ago that was a compilation of demos that had been submitted to a Christian Music label. It had gems on it like this one:

35   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 4th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

I’m just curious, why is it ok for one of the anonymous authors over at C?N to deliberately change scripture to paraphrase what it is, but posting an mp3 of a non-inspired song is a big no-no?

36   Robbie    
December 4th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

Ingrid,
Matthew 5
11″Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

37   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

Robbie,

Are you suggesting that Ingrid is being persecuted, or that she is a persecutor?

Either way, I’d have to say that you’ve really lowered the bar on persecution when comparing comments on a blog to actual, physical persecution which goes on all over the world.

38   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 4th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

Not to mention you’ve turned “blessed are you when you are being persecuted” to “blessed are you when you’re such a gigantic jerkhole that people respond”.

39   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

Puh.leaze!!!

that is such typical american religious drivel.

When you’re being told to dig your own grave and lined up in front of it because you’re being shot dead for your faith…

or meeting in a cave in the mountains of North Korea for your church service

then please pull out that verse…

until then, save it.

oooooooooooh….it’s just soooooooooooooo hard!
People disagree and that’s just soooooooooo tough on me.
wah, wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….

40   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

All this talk of persecution reminds me of this:

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

King Arthur: Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn’t you?

41   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

ROFL!!!

Tooo funny.

42   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

“Kill me Kill me Kill me…”

Chris, that song is an instant classic. Why isn’t that on KLOVE or other Christian radio stations?

I was listening, and I’m thinking, alright she can’t sing but the song isn’t that bad…and then came the Chorus. I understand where she’s coming from and what she’s saying, but the way she does it LOL. “Kill me Kill me Kill me”….I hope God didn’t take her as literally as some of the legalists take things.

That was a gem.

Dan, I have a friend that absolutely loves singing his heart out to God, even at church, up on the stage during worship service. He is SO bad, it’s actually humorous. He LOVES singing, but he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT SING. It’s about as bad singing as the Holy Night song in question. Should he not sing a joyful song to the Lord? Is he restricted? Is he sinning if he sings unto God? What a bizzare standard you have brother. You’d be hard pressed to find it in Scripture.

Let’s do a little reducto on that. If I don’t have good speaking skills, should I not share the Gospel with others? I mean, perhaps I’m a mumbler, or a stutterer, sh..shh…should…I…n…not…sh..shh..share..The Gospel? Would it be a sin if I did so?

How is singing about God any different than sharing the Gospel?

Thanks,

Joe

43   merry    
December 4th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

I don’t think anyone has mentioned the verse “Make a joyful noise unto the Lord . . .”

I love how it says NOISE. Not “Sing joyfully with a classically trained opera voice,” or “Only those who were given the talent to sing may sing a joyful song unto the Lord . . .”

And praise God that he doesn’t care what we sound like! He cares about our hearts, I think, more than our singing talents.

44   Keith    http://fivepts.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

I have a confession to make: I have (and have had) this song on my desktop for over two years (right next to Will Farrell’s impression of Harry Carey–”if the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it?!”). I laugh when I listen to it (O Holy Night) and never really thought about it being sacrilege, etc. I agree with Chris L (comment December 3, 2007, 1:39 pm
); explanation No.2.

I often ask myself: “What makes this funny?” and I’m not sure I know the answer. I say that I would not purposely listen to something that was designed to disgrace God or His name. I’ll have to give this one some thought…

Along the same line then, what do you do with this?

45   Keith    http://fivepts.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

WARNING: Some of the comments on the link (last paragraph, previous post) are pretty harsh/crude.

46   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 4th, 2007 at 4:41 pm

The Harry Carey impersonations.

Sick with laughter. I watch those clips repeatedly.

47   miriam    
December 4th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Keith asked, “What makes this funny?” I think the point I was trying to make last night is that there are times when you know you shouldn’t laugh but you just can’t help it, and it just comes bubbling out because it’s, well, funny! I think this is one of those things. Surely Jesus will not disinherit us for such antics….

Ecclesiastes 3:4 – …a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.

Obviously, there are times and places this would be completely inappropriate.

:>

48   RS    
December 4th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

Not funny. Embarassing. Stop calling yourselves Christians unless you repent.

49   RS    
December 4th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

is this how you “honor” Jesus?

Col 3:17

50   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

Welcome Jesus! I’m glad you’ve found your way here to judge us to hell. Should we throw a parade?

You look good on your giant White Throne, RS.

=(

Joe

51   mac    
December 4th, 2007 at 7:30 pm

Amen, RS. I hear the cackling of demons. Shame!

52   Kendall    
December 4th, 2007 at 8:17 pm

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but the folks over at Burnside Writer’s Collective are working on a story about this. Supposedly, the true singer has contacted them (they posted something about this last year) and he will reveal if he’s that bad or really that good. Looking forward to finding out . . .

For the record, this is freaking hilarious. Lighten up, all.

53   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

I hear the cackling of demons. Shame!

So do I, and they’re all linking to here from Slice of Laodicea…

54   Scotty    http://scottysplace-scotty.blogspot.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 9:08 pm

I was told this long, long ago. If you don’t think God has a sense of humor, just look in a mirror!

55   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 4th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

Is anyone surprised that Ingrid’s readers are listening to demons?

56   Help my head hurts now    
December 4th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

Whoever popularized karaoke should do some serious jail time….

57   Doug Fraley    
December 4th, 2007 at 9:27 pm

When you truly love someone, it is very painful to hear that person mocked. It most certainly is not funny!

58   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

Doug,

The problem here is – nobody is mocking God or his son here. We have actually had a decent discussion (with some sidetracks) on whether or not God demands quality in the voice of a singer…

Believe it or not, “O Holy Night” is not scripture, but rather a tune written by a cabaret songwriter with French words from a one-armed wine merchant…

59   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 4th, 2007 at 10:03 pm

I don’t get how this is seen as mocking the subject matter of the song, but rather, the singer either mocking himself or allowing his non-ability to be mocked.

If we’re going to open that little can of worms, fine.

Is every bad piece of Christian music a mockery? Every flawed, non-professional grade, fully orchestrated effort of music by a Christian a mockery of the Creator who perhaps didn’t bother to install a tuner on the voice box? What’s our little litmus test here, as to what’s “good enough” of a performance to be considered honoring, and what’s a mockery with demons cackling and shame following? Is it a matter of the heart? Can we determine that matter of heart, via MP3 playback, if this was a serious effort or not? Can we not all say we know some terrible singers who don’t care and just sing out joyfully and full-bore?

I know that Ingrid prides her husband for his classically trained trumpet efforts and all the work he’s put into it and how valuable all of this work and mastery is to God, as if that somehow makes it more pleasing an aroma as an offering to God. Cain* had some fine, lovely vegetables, I heard. Big whoop. I’ve yet to find a verse that delineates the definition of singing and praising and worshiping and anything else to only those who have mastered some musical instrument or skill or are determined by the human audience without a direct line to the heart and mind as to what they are thinking and feeling as they are making that music.

So, since we do not know the story behind this, and it makes us laugh because it sounds terrible but not because we enjoy some bizarre assumption of mockery, we are with cackling demons.

That’s just stupid.

Bad singing is hilarious. I know. It frequently comes out of my mouth. Word to the supposedly wise: God did not, despite my heartfelt wishes that he had done so, install a default setting in his human creation to actually create beautiful music all the time on this side of heaven. And so, off-key singing, playing, or bad musical attempts are little else than painful and funny to use, but to God, not so much.

It sounds funny to us.

Or, I should say, depending upon whether your nature is to see outrage or not, you’ll either find bad singing a blasphemy and get all steamed, or just laugh inwardly and get annoyed at the volume.

This is as stupid a discussion as the one where they freaked out about a worship leader using a “fake” book and going all a tither on the sacrilege of “fake” musicians. Clueless. And stupid.

Like I said on the submissions page: being “sober-faced” is easy to achieve, with the aid of two halved lemons.

Crack an un-self-righteous grin for once in your life, O Dissenters With An Ear to the Cackling Demon Choir.

*Updated. I had meant Cain/Abel. Wrote thinking of Esau/Jacob. Sorry.

60   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 10:24 pm

Is there anything between “I didn’t care for it” and “I hear demons cackling”?

I mean the hyperbole seems to minister to some and make them feel oh so spiritually superior. Even if someone felt it was inappropriate does it have to immediately deteriate to cackling demons? It is astounding how pompous believers can get over anything and everything.

I hear popcorn crackling.

61   rose    
December 4th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

I knew what I was listening to! It came through loud and clear. It was NOT some poor well meaning individual who couldn’t sing well. It was done for humorous effect -that is so plain how could anyone think otherwise? Even if a person can’t sing well, if they are trying to sing from the heart with love of the Lord, it would not sound like that! That was phony, phony, phony -done for laughs, period. So obvious. It is disgusting and a mockery of the scared. Paul Miller wrote: “a certain amount of fear and reverence to God is good, but with some people, I think they think they are dealing with God in an Old Testament context still”. But the God of the Old Testament is the same God of the New. God has not changed one iota. He loved us enough to send His own Son to die for us. But that does not mean we can just think of Him as our big Pal in the sky. He is an awesome, fearsome God who commands us to reverence Him (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit). He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. When you see Jesus when He comes again in glory, you will shudder in His presence. He is the creator -the maker of all this world. The angels cry, Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lamb – continuously night and day. And here we are laughing about a humorous rendition of ‘O Holy Night’. Does anyone see anything wrong with this picture? ‘A certain amount of fear and reverance to God is good’. That is the biggest understatement I have ever read! Grace is not license to just do,say, be whatever WE please. We will know them by their fruits. This fruit is rotten!

62   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 11:01 pm

Thank you Rose, for another demon-chorus legalist hymn from the externals-focused church…

a) It is a song written by a Jewish lounge singer, not scripture

b) Despite your omnicience, we do NOT know the origin of the song. I have a whole lot of demo tracks seriously submitted to recording studios that sound much worse than that – like this one.
c) If playing a song (in tune or out) is a sign of “fruit”, then the bar in scripture has certainly dropped pretty low…
d) please see Julie’s comment above – I don’t think anyone’s said it better…

Is your popcorn still crackling, Rick?

63   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

And here we are laughing about a humorous rendition of ‘O Holy Night’. Does anyone see anything wrong with this picture?

Ooh, ooh, I know…

Some Christians are “friendly as a tomb, fragrant as the bottom of a locker-room broom” to quote Steve Taylor.

Of all the things that displease God, I doubt that someone recording a hyper-stylized version of a song makes the list. Christians seem to care more about how we treat our creations – the songs, liturgies, and architecture, than how we treat God’s creation – the actual people in a church.

64   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:38 pm

Why should we repent for this song?
We haven’t even repented for urinating on the blood of the reformers yet…

65   rose    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

. “Christians seem to care more about how we treat our creations – the songs, liturgies, and architecture, than how we treat God’s creation – the actual people in a church. ”

Sorry, Phil, but we can’t treat ‘the actual people in a church’ as we ought unless we first understand our need to treat God with the honor and respect due His name. The first commandment is to love God with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength. The second is to love your neighbor as yourself. Loving God means reverencing Him. Chris,’O Holy Night’ may not be scripture but it was written to give glory to God-that was the purpose the writer had in mind and that is how it is normally sung by followers of Christ. When I was talking about ‘knowing them by their fruit’, I was speaking of the person who sang the song that way because it is obiviously done for humor. Perhaps that you think it is funny, is also ‘fruit’, however. So, you can say I am as “friendly as a tomb, fragrant as the bottom of a locker-room broom”if you wish. I know from reading here only briefly, that anyone who disagrees is spoken of in a deriding manner with ridicule. So we post at our own risk, hey guys? Talk about attack dogs, you folks are the experts on here. I feel the love…..

66   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 4th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

Rose,

Typically, when you walk into a neighbor’s house, you don’t open by sticking your thumb in their eye.

Sorry, but there is nothing about this song that is irreverent to God. Either the guy was being serious or he was making fun of himself – neither of which is God…

Julie’s comment is the most coherent (and correct) response to this song (which is NOT ontologically holy or evil, any way you slice it, and was not written to God’s glory, but to make money, if the history of the song on the ‘net is correct) and the externals-focused folks (like youself) who have come to play holier-than-thou…

67   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

Rose,

Wow. You know the mind and intent of the writer of the song?

I know from reading here only briefly, that anyone who disagrees is spoken of in a deriding manner with ridicule.

Wow. It’s just so hard to have people disagree. It’s just so personal that people refuse to be dominated by one set of people’s preferences.

I somehow doubt you take issue with the “life calling” of trashing people that certain ODM’s have. Since you agree with the content then it matters not that they lie/slander, etc.

Give me a break, Rose. It’s called a difference of opinion. Disagreement doesn’t equal attack, persecution, whatever.

And talk about love…when some people come here on blast and then get pegged down a bit and whine they aren’t being loved…again:

give.
me.
a.
break.

sorry, Phil, but we can’t treat ‘the actual people in a church’ as we ought unless we first understand our need to treat God with the honor and respect due His name.

Sorry, Rose, but we can see that reality just doesn’t bear that out. My hindu neighbor who is kind to me and watches my house when we are gone at night must be doing something radically different then being loving since he doesn’t know how to reverence the God of Bible…by your logic.

I guess the atheist, self-professed God hating biker in my old neighborhood must be doing something else when he takes care of his little girl, watches my dog, and helps me with packing my belongings because I needed an extra pair of hands…

And I’m sure my “vigorous disagreement” with you is very “attack dog” now…

can you see how your comment might strike me as a bit ridiculous?

68   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 4th, 2007 at 11:57 pm

I know from reading here only briefly, that anyone who disagrees is spoken of in a deriding manner with ridicule. So we post at our own risk, hey guys? Talk about attack dogs, you folks are the experts on here. I feel the love…..

And yet you were the one coming in here dennouncing us. You swooped in for the attack. However, it seems you thought you were just defending God (He doesn’t need your help =/ ). In reality, you took your lack of humor in this area, and elevated it to an absolute sin/no sin situation, and pushed it on us.

Rose, have you ever blasphemed God? Have you ever been irreverant? How dare you come here and cast stones at us. And over something not even a sin! Why?

Well, how about singing poorly for fun, ever done that? With a hymn, or better yet, a contemporary song on Christian radio? I bet the authors of those songs were writing it with joy in their hearts and reverence for the Lord just as much as the author of Holy Night. Blasphemy? Irreverancy? Hogwash! No way.

Christianity doesn’t involve lack of enjoying humorous situations, or humor, which God gave us. And I guarentee you NO ONE is having a laugh at God’s expense on this one. Just the terrible singing, whether it’s on purpose or not. Bad singing is FUNNY. I’m not laughing at Jesus or His Incarnation, or God Almighty, is anyone else? Huh? Anyone?

If no one is, then can someone say ’straw-man attacks comin at’cha’?

Please guys, this was something that was meant to be giggled at, not something to be battled over, and made in to an issue of us being demon possessed and lacking salvation.

God help us.

Love,

Joe

69   nc    
December 4th, 2007 at 11:59 pm

He loved us enough to send His own Son to die for us. But that does not mean we can just think of Him as our big Pal in the sky. He is an awesome, fearsome God who commands us to reverence Him (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit). He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. When you see Jesus when He comes again in glory, you will shudder in His presence. He is the creator -the maker of all this world. The angels cry, Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lamb – continuously night and day.

Rose…what part of this post or thread denies the awesomeness of God?
What part says that somehow we subscribe to a changeable God who we will not shudder before when he returns?

But thanks for the copy/paste of what we all know and believe here…

70   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 5th, 2007 at 12:01 am

Wow Rose has the party line down already. I guess one of our watchdoggie commenters found their way to a coffee shop.

71   merry    
December 5th, 2007 at 12:35 am

You guys, this is such a silly argument. I’m exhausted just reading these comments. Joke or not, the Lord knows the heart of this singer(?!). Even if this guy was being funny I can’t imagine that he was mocking the Lord on purpose. Let’s just let it go, before this thread turns into another argument about the anger and wrath of God. :)

72   iggy    http://wordofmouthministries.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 1:40 am

Oh come on… been it sincere and of the purest of heart… or a joke…

It was jut plain bad!

Now, even the bible speaks that God gives special gifts to some in order to do the arts… and this guy, might have the gift of comedy… but not of singing.

Let’s all say it together…

It was just plain bad…

Feel better?

I do!

And I laughed through the whole painful event!

iggy

73   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 6:27 am

Popcorn anyone?

74   Scotty    http://scottysplace-scotty.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 9:24 am

I’ll take some of that popcorn, Rick. But only with that genuine imitation butter with the high fat content that ya get at the movie theaters!

75   Reverend Joe Martino    http://joemartino.name
December 5th, 2007 at 9:31 am

Well, I’m a fat kid, I’ll take some popcorn

76   Carl    
December 5th, 2007 at 9:44 am

I can’t help but wonder reading all of this just where God’s Word factors in. I am reminded of Psalm 111:10 which says The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. And Galatians 6:7 which says God is not mocked.

The point here should be this. Is this audio mocking God? Is it making fun of something that is Holy? If it is, we should be mindful of the above verses.

If a person saved my life, my response to him would not be to make light of what he did. God did a WHOLE lot more for me than just save my life. Out of respect to Him, the last thing I would want to do is make a joke about it.

77   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 5th, 2007 at 10:17 am

You guys better be careful. TO is going to show up and steal all your popcorn.

78   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

Carl, read the rest of the comments. Your issues are clearly addressed. No one is mocking God. Sorry, no controversy here. Unless you want to make it controversial. The Bible has some words for you then, I think. =)

Joe

79   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

I probably should let this go, but I was gone all morning, and I was thinking about this some more.

I don’t see how this song could be construed as being disrespectful to anyone, honestly. I mean somehow this got turned into an issue about revering God, but I don’t know how. I still stand by my comment about caring more for our creation than God’s. It seems we have elevated these artifacts of Christian culture to an almost idol-like position.

80   Bruce    
December 5th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

Well, I guess the two issues which matter are:
1. Did the man who made the recording sing it that way on purpose, or is he singing his best for the Lord?

2. For what purpose was the song posted on the internet?

Opinions about #1
Would someone actually record themselves if they sang like this? It is my opinion this man sang this song this way on purpose. If it was sung with his best ability to honor Christ then let it be at that, a song which is hard on the ears. It’s not someone I would chose to listen to. See below though.

Opinions about #2
Was it posted to RESPECTFULLY listen to someone who CAN’T sing well, or was it posted to chuckle (laugh) at someone who CAN’T sing well, or was it posted to chuckle (laugh) at someone singing poorly in an irreverent way? Well, lets read what the poster (Chris L) had to say why he posted it. Chris said “…we’re all in need of a chuckle,…” and “Humorous Holidays to you!” So you see, it was posted to chuckle (laugh) at someone who can’t sing well or someone who made it in an irreverent way. Chris L doesn’t show much respect to God in way with this post, nor does he show any kindness to a possible poorly talented singer.

Conclusion: Chris L and all those who defend the posting are in the wrong. Ingrid and all those who oppose the posting and the chuckles that were sought from this song are in the right.

Sad day for Chris L who is lacking discernment!

81   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

Was it posted to RESPECTFULLY listen to someone who CAN’T sing well, or was it posted to chuckle (laugh) at someone who CAN’T sing well, or was it posted to chuckle (laugh) at someone singing poorly in an irreverent way?

Or was it posted to chuckle at someone singing poorly for whatever reason, having nothing to do with the content of the song?

Since I posted it, I would posit that it is choice #4 (which you did not list).

“Irreverent” is in the eye of the beholder, and I seriously doubt that the singer set out to dishonor God, nor did I in posting it.

This is pretty much in the same line of reasoning of Ingrid’s that a church meeting in a movie theater to save on building expense is “irreverent”, and wearing jeans to a church meeting is “irreverent”, and Christian dance festivals are “irreverent”, and so on, and so on…

“Irreverent” goes to intent, and I see no intent of ‘irreverence’ here…

THe only “discernment” lacking in this particular case is the class of Pharisees linking here from Slice of Laodicea…

82   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

Bruce (that’s my good ol’ Dad’s name by the way, it’s great),

How about he posted it because it’s getting close to Christmas time (hence the Christmas themed song), and with all the controversy and anger that gets brought in to these comment forums from the outside (normally), we all needed to laugh a bit and elevate the mood. And guess what? Bad singing is funny. I’ll repeat that for everyone to see…

Bad singing is FUNNY.

No one is mocking God here. No one. Not the intent.

It was posted to chuckle at bad singing. This is not a sin. Have you ever laughed at a bad singer? Oh you sinner you.

What just because it’s a song written about Jesus, it somehow makes the whole thing more “holy”? (no pun intended). We can’t laugh at a bad rendition of it? Songs are songs, NOT The Bible.

Do you understand what GRACE is? Vs. Legalism? Come on, you know you do.

Joe

Joe

83   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

All this talk of irreverence makes me think of my favorite Christian magazine – “The Wittenburg Door“.

Pharisee warning: If you were offended by this rendition of “O Holy Night” do not even think about clicking on the link above. You will probably die from offense.

84   Kyle in WI    
December 5th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

The reason hymns are preffered is not because there old and super spiritual but because they are geared toward congergational singing. Most on the “new” music are done by proffesionals do things people in a church just can not do(most people). We do not need to bow to culture to get good worship music. Imagine if the church of the past did that. The popular music of the past would be syphonies, operas and the like. So that is why I prefer hymns. The are geared toward the body of Christ not an individual tounge in the body. Well there is always a place for the great music of our time whatever it be I think it we never replace hymns. Look at Handel’s Messiah. Great and powerful but not meant to be sung by the church as a whole. Choirs do a great job along with the gifted soloist in church. About this song if he is making fun of the song by singing funny then it is disrepectful(irreverent) if he is singing(making a joyful noise) then it is worship. But remember noone(not even the signer) can figure out the motives of the heart. So some better discernment could have been used. Here is why we sing and why words in songs are important. We sing so that the word of Chris(doctirne) may dwell in us richly!!! A

Colossians 3:13-20 (NIV)

15Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. 16Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom, and as you sing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs with gratitude in your hearts to God. 17And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

85   Carl    
December 5th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

Joe C,

IF (and I highlight that word on purpose) you read my post with a little more care, you will notice that I said IF this was mocking and IF it was poking fun then there is cause for concern. I then made a point (again using IF)

I firmly believe that God has a sense of humor otherwise we would not have one. But I also recognize that what you or I think is funny may not be what GOD thinks is funny. If the guy singing this song was truly singing to the Lord in worship and love then GOD BLESS HIM for doing his best! Does that make me a Legalist? No. Judgemental? No.

You however have no problems judging my heart and assuming I am trying to create controversy and your infinite god-like wisdom has already concluded that the man singing this song absolutely positively was not mocking God. You started in on the very first post here trying to incite debate and then sit on the judgement seat when it starts. You lack the humility a true Christian should have.

I think that is absolutely HILLARIOUS.

86   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 6:56 pm

Kyle – that is incredibly shallow reasoning. The new praise and worship hymns are much more conducive to congregational participation than hymns. It is OK to have a preference, but to infer that hymns are more congregational friendly does not prove out in practice.

I’ll never understand why hymn singers want doctrinal words but reject Scripture choruses.

87   Kyle in WI    
December 5th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

I did not say all new songs. Hymns are written with Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Contralto, Tenor, Baritone Bass so there is a role for every person. I am not saying new songs are bad, I love a lot of the new stuff. “In Christ Alone” is one on the most beautiful songs I have ever hear. I don’t know much about music but I do know that more people know how to read music and follow along with that. Try signing “I can only imagine” the way Mr. Millard does. It is not meet for congregational singing. I do not reject scripture choruses and yes i do prefer hymns but not all of them. Like I said before it is about the words of the song not the style. I used to listen to all the christian rap, rock ect. The only thing I have left is the Ambassador but cause of his lyrics. You should not make straw men and use an ad hominem if you want to talk about reasoning and logic. Why do you reject hymns. I was merely stating why hymns are preferred by most churches not saying that if your church does not sing hymns then you are apostate. And yes inferring that hymns are more congregational than modern songs written with on one or few signers in mind. This is a fact. Now not all newer songs are written this way, for a group of people, most of them are written for performers, again not all songs!! So it is a fact that hymn are more user friendly. Thank you for the lively conversation.

soli Deo gloria

88   miriam    
December 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

Back in the 1700 and 1800s, when most “hymns” (I use the term loosely) were written, they served as a means for worship via a didactic (teaching) purpose. The population wasn’t as literate as it is today, so there was, at that time, a real need for doctrinal content. In my opinion, this purpose is anachronistic today. The majority of the population today is capable of reading and studying the Bible on their own; modern worship music doesn’t need to consist of as much doctrinal content. That being said, there are plenty of good lyrics being written today, some straight from Scripture, some with a level of doctrinal content, but a lot that doesn’t have much doctrine at all. I don’t see this as problematic. I believe using doctrinal content as the litmus test to determine if the music is acceptable is mis-guided. Much better to look at the intent, which is more frequently today simply praise. (I should probably give credit to someone here…this is not original with me, but I cannot recall where I read it).

Hebrews 13:11 – Wherefore Jesus also, that he might sanctify the people with his own blood, suffered without the gate. Let us go forth therefore unto him without the camp, bearing his reproach…by Him therefore let us offer the SACRIFICE OF PRAISE to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name. But to do good and to commune forget not; for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

89   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 5th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

Kyle,
The argument you’re making is reasonable and not dogmatic, which excludes it entirely from the watchdoggie realm.

If I may make a few observations that come from experience and not expertise as you clearly have. First, there are many hymns that are difficult to sing, but they aren’t used. A couple of hundred years of experience has taught us which ones are terrible and which are excellent. There are quite a few worship songs that are easy to sing, though many that are not easy to sing, and/or of low quality. There hasn’t been enough time yet to shuffle them into the proper categories as has happened with hymns.

90   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 5th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

Why do we assume the guy who sang it is a Christian? There seems to be an assumption, said it is assumed the singer must honor God with this song. Why would a non-Christian care about honoring God? Many people who sing this song aren’t Christians, and are more concerned about impressing the audience rather than worshiping or honoring God. Is their good singing, which might just thrill your little ol’ soul with all its on-tune beauty, any less dishonoring than this hack job we have here?

Is it?

Is the tunefulness and implied reverence the real thing? Is it?

No. But it apparently passes for it, since the arguments against this particular rendition are based on its shrieking awfulness which must surely be meant to mock God, so saith the prim and propers.

If bad singing is a mockery, you just assume that good singing isn’t. Plenty of non-Christians who despise God willing to tweak your tear ducts at Christmas with this song.

Now, if the problem is what happens in your heart when you hear something not so lovely, that’s your own problem.

Deal with your own problem. Quit calling down judgment on those who aren’t so easily fooled by things on-key.

This is, bar none, one of the most ridiculous topics to get all worked up on. Majoring in the minors, indeed. Couldn’t have said it better.

Unbelievable.

91   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 5th, 2007 at 9:00 pm

So that is why I prefer hymns.

Kyle, the key word that you used being “prefer.”

Or the key phrase that you used being “I prefer.”

92   Drew    http://www.titus1nine.com
December 5th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

All references to true worship in to Bible always refer to the use of WORDS to worship God in Spirit & Truth, whether with or without music. In Revelation God is worshipped with the words, “…Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God almighty…”. What is labeled today as ‘worship’ is so very man-centered.

It’s a shame that many ‘christians’ aren’t discerning or humble enough to look at what the Bible actually says about many things, but rather believe as gospel truth what’s fed to them from the ’stage’ by wolves masquerading as sheep, knowingly or unknowingly using the same tactic the serpent used in the garden – a lie wrapped in a hint of truth, designed to deceive the non-discerning.

The Scriptures clearly instruct all believers to test doctrine (another name for teaching) that they are taught against Scripture – which is God’s Word, inspired by the Holy Spirit.

I guess our pride to accept correction is too great much of the time, especially when it means admitting we have been wrong about something.

93   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

Carl,

In your comments you did the very things you just accused me of doing. I gave you a SMILEY face to make sure you knew I was being playful. Sheesh.

Besides, I said, and implied, it is evident from this conversation that no one HERE is trying to mock God. We’re just laughing at bad singing.

Also, notice I said “unless you want to make it controversial.” I didn’t say you were, but just incase you were planning on it.

I agree that we should all read each others comments carefully, but you should have done that also.

You started in on the very first post here trying to incite debate and then sit on the judgement seat when it starts. You lack the humility a true Christian should have.

I did not. That is a complete distortion of what has happened. You obviously have not read all my comments. I am AGAINST the judging [against] that has come about from posting this song. The people that have come and judged us as sinning, and as demons, and as hellbound; I am against this. In the very first comment, I satirically predicted that this would happen, and it did. I didn’t start any controversy, judging, etc, but it did happen exactly like I ’satired’ it would. Others brought the nastiness in, with their “humility” and “love”.

As for me not showing the humility a Christian should: Well…as always, I thank you for your exhortation to be more humble and Christ like. But make sure you look at how you’ve been, and take your own advice brother.

If you really don’t think I’ve been humble, I’m sorry I’ve offended you. But I’ll let God and the rest of the brothers and sisters decide whether I need to be rebuked or not.

Love,

Joe

94   Kyle in WI    
December 5th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

Yes “I prefer” hymns. I have never said that all of forms of music are of the devil. Music can not be evil. Only the words, attitude and the worldview the music portrays. Again just look to my arguments for hymns and against modern songs in congregational singing(just the signing not all of the worship service). Hymns are not old either. There are still lots of hymn writers today. The style and form are just plain better to sing. Although I do agree that the churches experience with signing has given us time to discern the good, the bad and the ugly.

The majority of the population today is capable of reading and studying the Bible on their own; modern worship music doesn’t need to consist of as much doctrinal content.

Again the bible says,
Colossians 3:13-20 (NIV)

15Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. 16Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom, and as you sing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs with gratitude in your hearts to God. 17And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

So music needs deep doctrinal content in order to be considered christian. As you said

I believe using doctrinal content as the litmus test to determine if the music is acceptable is mis-guided.

Styles of music are not the issue. The worldview portrayed in a song by words, worldview and attitude determine if the song is christian. So ask yourself are the words christian(meaning talk about Christ) do they portray God and humans in the correct way and is the attitude correct.

95   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2007 at 10:37 pm

That is a good word, Kyle.

96   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 5th, 2007 at 10:40 pm

Yeah Kyle, you make a lot of sense there.

I help lead music worship at our chapel, and we use both hymns and contemporary songs. It’s great, it really honors the Lord, and the whole congregation praises God.

I love hymns and contemporary songs. And stuff in between too. It really is the worldview, attitude, and the portrayal of God that makes a song something worth praising God with.

Joe

97   Robbo    http://goldcoastbereans.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 11:08 am

I have a whole lot of demo tracks seriously submitted to recording studios that sound much worse than that

Chris L

1) Did you mean demo tracks or demon tracks? ha hahahaa

2)Did you actually submit that to a recording studio or you mean you have seen that version of “His eye is on the sparrow” submitted by someone else

3). Are you the lead singer on that recording in 2 above and what or who are the other credits? If your answer is yes, would you kindly consider limiting yourself to the B3?

I think the singing is simply funny and that is why we all laughed. Without knowing the context in which the guy sang O Holy Night, it is just funny and that is all. If it was a genuine attempt at praise or the singer was delibrately mocking which is very unlikely, I hope all of us who laugh and keep laughing may be forgiven.

98   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 6th, 2007 at 11:11 am

Robbo – You will not be forgiven unless you are baptized.

99   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 6th, 2007 at 11:43 am

Robbo – that’s not me (in any of those tracks) – they were submitted by artists to a Christian recording label, which compiled them into a “best of the worst of” CD.

100   Kyle in WI    
December 6th, 2007 at 11:58 am

Here are the ttwo options I see.

1. The guy was signing unto the Lord and praising His holy Son.

If that is the case then all of you guys are laughing at his worship. If you saw a man in church up front kneeling and singing. Would you laugh and his bad singing. So you are mocking somone worship in case one.

2. He is purposefully singing bad.

If this is the case then he took something holy and made it profane. Holy means that something is set apart for God. We are holy set apart from the world for God. God is holy set apart from us and the world. This song is holy. it is set apart from the worlds music for worship. Profane means to make something common and destroy it holiness, it is no longer set apart. Which he did by making it something to laugh at.

Those are the two options I see. What do you guys think??

soli Deo gloria

101   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
December 6th, 2007 at 12:00 pm

If this is the case then he took something holy and made it profane.

Sorry Kyle, I don’t consider a song to be holy, any more than I consider a building or a car to be holy.

102   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

Robbo,

You can’t be forgiven unless you understand the systematic theology of the Trinity perfectly. And you have to hate all forms of music, and humor, and love hymns, a lot. And agree with CRN on basically everything.

LOL
Joe

103   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 6th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

Kyle,

There is another option:

3. The guy was not necessarily a Christian, but was, instead singing a traditional Christmas song known for its operatic difficulty, and either did it badly accidentally or on purpose.

While people are made holy by Christ when they accept his grace, there are no objects or buildings or songs which are ontologically “holy”. That went away with the Temple sacrificial system – there is no longer a designation of “clean” or “unclean”.

You’re reading waaaaay too much into this.

104   Robbo    http://goldcoastbereans.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

Kyle in WI,

Those are just two likely possiblilities among many. Do you agree that without knowing the context of the song, it is funny? I mean. if we see a video clip of someone slipping on a banana peel and falling and we laugh, we do not go back analyse if the person got was hurt by the fall or how the banana skin came to be in the street in the first place, or the friction coefficient of the banana peel.

My own vocal rendition of many songs evokes uncontrollable laughter in my household and they are not mocking me of mocking God, are they?

Rick and Joe C, stop trying to threadjack :)

105   Kyle in WI    
December 6th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

I think the main difference is that this is a religious, this is not a bad word, song. Yes songs are holy because the are words. I do not think music(without words) can be holy or profane. The difference is the words. The way the guy sings is funny, wether he is meaning to do it or not! Yes I do agree, but the song hey choose to use if a poor choice. It is not that the song is old or traditional it is that it is for the Lord and His glory. We have taken this song and made it a joke. I feel that one of the reasons it is humuorus to some is that it is a traditional christman song that is taken seriouly. So you see it flipped on its head and mocked in a way. Humans love to mock people and it can be fun. But not when you mock a song devoted to the worship of God. Joe C. I know you are joking when you make your comments but they do seem a little mean spirited, at least that is the impression I have. You are not saved if you have an incorrect view of God(Trinity). If you don’t believe that Jesus is God, the Holy Spirit is God and the Father is God and that there is only one God then you are calling God a lair, and no matter how much you insist that you have faith in Christ, that faith would be a in a differnet Christ. I am not saying any of you deny the trinity just making a point that these things are important.

1 Corinthians 10(NIV)
31So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God. 32Do not cause anyone to stumble, whether Jews, Greeks or the church of God— 33even as I try to please everybody in every way. For I am not seeking my own good but the good of many, so that they may be saved.

When you do something for the glory of God, then it is consider holy because you are setting apart that action, your whole life, for God. So was this song for the glory of God? Was it sung for the glory of God? Did you listen to it for the glory of God? I must say I fall short of this too! not everything I do in life is for the glory of God, in fact I would say a lot of the things i do profane my life and God. But that does not negegate the fact that I am supposed to do all for the glory of God. I do agree that there is that 3rd option. That would make sense. A heathen loves to mock God and the things of God. “Sin in a wicked man is like poison in a serpent; it is in its natural place.” THOMAS BROOKS

106   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

Robbo,

This thread has been debated on for far too long with far too many people condemning others over a bad rendition of a song invented by men. So…lol…we’re just trying to add levity.

Kyle,

I believe in the Trinity. But I think you missed the point of my satire. It was not to be taken any more mean spiritedly as Rick’s comment was. I said “You can’t be forgiven unless you understand the systematic theology of the Trinity perfectly.”

Think about that for a second Kyle. Just think what I’m saying there. IF you’re saying you need to have a perfect understanding of the Triune nature of God in order to be forgiven by the blood and work of Jesus Christ, then you and I have a serious theological disagreement.

How much doctrine did you know when you were saved? I’m not talking about what you would learn later and accept, as you should, but I’m saying, at the moment of your salvation, what saved you?

I also threw ’systematic theology’ in there, because by definition, those are conjured up by men to explain truths in Scripture. So to say you can’t be forgiven understand [and believe] the systematic theology of the Trinity perfectly, was total satire, total hogwash, and to show the extent that SOME people will go to in order to exert doctrinal power and authority and hell-sending power over people.

I didn’t mean it as an offense. Perhaps you should read the article and thread on “Trinity (not a system)”. And read the blog post I wrote, and linked to, in that comment thread.

Thanks brother,

Joe

107   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 6th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

Did you listen to it for the glory of God?

How, exactly, does one do that?

Does this apply to all music, or only religious? Does it take singer into account? Listening is a passive, purposeful, accidental act, among other things, that make the phrase “listen to it for the Glory of God” sound very good and acceptable but rather unwieldy in practice.

…you are setting apart that action, your whole life, for God…

And that? Sounds nice, but how do we do it?

Sadly, I just love to laugh.

Because, seeing as how I’m mainly a melancholy person (as God has created me), I need to laugh. In fact, God has often touched me with moments of outright laughter in strange situations and it is always a gift. I can physically and spiritually feel a lifting whenever he does it. If you are not a seriously melancholy person, you won’t understand what life is like, and you won’t understand how the gift of laughter is truly a God-given gift.

So, I laughed. Like I laugh when a bad singer tries to tackle the Star Spangled Banner*. I listened to it to laugh at the foibles of humanity.

I fail to see how this was wrong, despite all this bloated discussion. Some of your larger discussion, Kyle, is valid and interesting. But tied into this one example, this one song… it all seems over-done.

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*Not a religious song? You’ve obviously not been in some of those bizarrely over-patriotic churches….ugh.

108   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

Sorry my middle paragraph should read:

So to say you can’t be forgiven [unless you] understand [and believe] the systematic theology of the Trinity perfectly, was total satire, total hogwash, and to show the extent that SOME people will go to in order to exert doctrinal power and authority and hell-sending power over people.

Joe

109   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

I’m with Julie on this one. I think that God gives us laughter as a gift. Personally, I’m astounded that we’re still analyzing this thing. I don’t think that this song was recorded to be mean-spirited; it’s not making fun of a specific person. It’s just meant to be funny.

Personally, I think the ability to laugh is one of the signs of a Godly person. When I think of the most Godly people I know, they are generally the people who crack me up the most. It’s not that they’re comedians or anything, it’s just they’re good natured. I believe that it’s part of being childlike. It reminds me of one of my favorite quotes by G.K. Chesterton from Orthodoxy:

[Children] always say, “Do it again”; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony. But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, “Do it again” to the sun; and every evening, “Do it again” to the moon. It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that he has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we.

Many people, Christians included, live joyless lives because they are essentially bored by the monotony in life. They lose the ability to see things like God does. They don’t see the beauty all around us, and over-analyze everything. I’m convinced that some Christians make it their life mission to make sure no one anywhere is having fun.

110   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

That was a great comment Phil! Thanks for that! Good perspective.

“For the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these….”

Joe

111   Kyle in WI    
December 6th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

I agree laughter is from God and joy. It is practial to live to the glory fo God not just cool and nice sounding. A movie can make you glorify Christ. You watch Lord of the Rings and the glory of the plan of redemption and praise God that is what he His doing in our world. It makes you see the big picture and reminds you of God. What ever is true is what we are called to think about, along with that wich is lovely and pure ect… So how do you listen to music for the glory of God? Does it cause you to think of God and his character? Does it bring you joy and change your attitude, even if for a short time? Song like Father Abraham had many sons” is a great and fun song. You laugh and have a great time singing and giving glory to God, whiel affirming the truth about God. This song was meant to reflect of the greatness of the first advent and the glory surrounding it. Is this supposed to be a serious song/ What do you guys think? Are these prectical steps in listening to music for the glory of God? There is a lot of converation about this song. is it bad? have you ever thought this way about music(songs) before? has Christ be lifted up in the way we has discussed this? We all like to live in our on little lives, birds of a feather, so this is great. Again we must look to the bible and what it says about songs and why we sing.
Colossians 3:13-20 (NIV)

15Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. 16Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom, and as you sing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs with gratitude in your hearts to God. 17And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

So songs are important to God! They are used to make Christ dwelly richly in our hearts. They are used for doctrine. We are not beings that can seperate these things. We are creative and songs are powerful that is why God has given us intstuction about them and there purpose in our lives.

i do agree Joe that it is Christ alone that saves! But if you knowingly reject the Trinity then you reject Christ! I think we agree but are just using diffent ways of saying the same thing.

About joy. There is the old illustration of the train. With the caboose being feeling(affections) This is wrong. Faith drives the enigne and release smoke which should be the affections of a christian. You should have joy you are commaned to. Life is great, even though there is suffering, even the boring stuff of life should be consider a joy, like you said, the problem is fighting for that joy. I don’t know if much of what I am saying makes sense, this is the first time I have thought of songs(christian) in this context! We do have freedom in Chist and I do not condemn, but we need to use descrnment when it comes to things that we use to worship God. And take the time to think about this stuff, because our living and our lives is important to Go.

112   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 6th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

Phil,

That comment was a blessing. Not in regards to this “O Holy Night” nonsense, but in other ways.

Thank you.

113   Steve    
December 6th, 2007 at 11:14 pm

I’ve read most of the comments on this page and I think we should all stop kidding ourselves by pretending that this singer (?) is either a handicapped person singing his heart out or someone just doing his best to sing a praise to the Lord or making a joyful “noise” (or so on and so on).

The top of the page lets you know from the start that this whole thing is a JOKE and the person singing and the person posting has no intention whatsoever of glorifying Christ with this Christmas song. Read it again: “O Holy Night (sort of)…we’re all in need of a chuckle”

I read the comments about “the ability to laugh” and the defense of joy and all that blah, blah blah! The problem is that, that is ALL the church is doing these days. Just laughing themselves giddy while the world looks at American Christianity and realizes that they don’t have the answer to a dying world. We’re too busy either attaining our best life now or “laughing ourselves silly” or “acting so like the world” that the lost just looks at us and realizes that we are powerless and ineffective and we are a far cry from the early representative of our Lord Jesus Christ. But that doesn’t matter today. Who wants to be like those “outdated” men & women who turned the world right-side up for Christ when you can be “cool” and show that world that we can be just like them and still be a “funny” Christian?

We all admit that there is nothing wrong with laughing and we do it all the time. But is there nothing sacred anymore? Does EVERYTHING have to become a joke? Does the church have to turn EVERYTHING into enterrtainment for fear we might lose the attention of one single parishioner? No one trusts a clown and the church has become the Bozo of the sacred. Sadly, the church of Jesus Christ in America will change its tune (no pun intended) when persecution begins to knock on her door.

Sorry if I sound tough on this point. I guess I’m just tired of the church being “the joke” rather than the great institution Christ meant it to be.

114   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 6th, 2007 at 11:29 pm

The problem is that, that is ALL the church is doing these days. Just laughing themselves giddy while the world looks at American Christianity and realizes that they don’t have the answer to a dying world. We’re too busy either attaining our best life now or “laughing ourselves silly” or “acting so like the world” that the lost just looks at us and realizes that we are powerless and ineffective and we are a far cry from the early representative of our Lord Jesus Christ. But that doesn’t matter today. Who wants to be like those “outdated” men & women who turned the world right-side up for Christ when you can be “cool” and show that world that we can be just like them and still be a “funny” Christian?

Tell you what – my church has all of its sermons for the past several months on iTunes (look up Connection Pointe). Please pay attention to the previous three weeks (on reaching the least of these), the 14 weeks previous to that (an expositional survey of Revelation), and so on.

Most churches I know aren’t “laughing themselves giddy”, and if you examine most of the posts here, we are not either.

In this case, though, all of the commentary to the contrary of OP are basically externals-based, legalistic tripe from highbrows who have decided upon their own definition of “holiness” apart from scripture and applied it to everyone else.

Please, can we let this rest yet?

115   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
December 6th, 2007 at 11:35 pm

The problem is that, that is ALL the church is doing these days.

Gee, Steve. Speak for thousands, why don’t you? Millions, even. Who told you everyone was laughing, and that nothing was sacred? Took their word for this condition being true, did you? Have you been to every church?

Last Sunday we had two guys crying in Sunday School class — grown men — over heartbreaking things in their lives. Wow. Giddy we are. And, cool, too. Look how cool and giddy we are, laughing as the world burns! Oh yes!

Your comment is the king of generalizations. Kudos.

116   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 6th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

Generalizilla

The King of Monsterous Generalizations.

Stomped the poo out of Japan recently, it was nasty.

Rawr.

117   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 9:30 am

Chris,

Would you say that sogns, sermons, words, actions among many other things can be holy? Holy means seprate, set apart for God. And if these things are not or can not be holy why?

Just look for some input, more input. So I to can be ALIVE!(lol)

118   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 9:52 am

Kyle,

Part of the Mosaic Covenant in the OT dealt with ‘holiness’ of things apart from people – primarily foods, clothing, etc. – and specific human conditions (skin diseases, women during menses, etc.). This dealt with what was ‘clean’ and what was ‘unclean’. Additionally, with people, there were things that non-Jews could not do, things that only Jews could do, and things that only priests could do – all around the concept of being “set apart for God”.

In the case of Moses and the burning bush, where God had some sort of physical manifestation, the ground on which he walked was holy.

With Jesus’ resurrection and the elimination of the sacrificial ’system’, these ‘cleanliness’ laws were eliminated, as well for Christians – a concept Peter had great difficulty with. It was also in this change wrought by Jesus that we (plural) became the temple (singular). There is no longer ‘clean’ and ‘unclean’, nor food nor objects nor words which are ontologically ‘holy’ or ‘unholy’. Only the “temple” is ‘holy’ along with its works which demonstrate the holiness of God.

Declaring buildings, objects, songs, etc. to be ontologically “holy” is to revert to pre-Christian Judaic cleanliness theology.

So – if your church sings “O Holy Night” to the glory of God, in that singing, it is holy – because it is being set apart for God, and it is a way that those He has made holy create something to give back to Him in worship. If your church goes to a local homeless shelter and serves meals there, giving the glory to God for His provision, that work is holy – because it is being set apart for God, and it is a way that those He has made holy give back to Him and demonstrate that He is God.

On the other hand, if the agnostic next door goes down and volunteers to work the soup line out of guilt for his abundance, it is not being done to the glory of God, so it is not ‘holy’ (set apart) to glorify God.

Or, if someone – Christian or not – sings “O Holy Night” for the purpose of entertainment – whether sung well or sung poorly for humor – it is not being ’set apart’ for God, but for entertaining other people.

In both examples, it is not the song or the work that is holy – it is the heart of the worker or the singer in worship to God which makes it “holy” or not holy (but not “un-holy”, because it is not being done to spite God).

119   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 11:14 am

I agree with the what you say regarding the OT. It was a shadow of Christ who would be the Holy One of Isreal, complete set apart for God. But in your example you seem to say only is a person is doing something for the glory of God only then can it be considered holy, is that what you mean?

120   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 11:30 am

Kyle,

We are to BE Holy (set apart for God), and God IS Holy, but no word, song, object, food or place in this world is ontologically (in, and of its own nature) “holy”.* It is what we do with a word, a song, an object or a food in setting it apart for the Lord which makes it “holy”.

An example (with a few details changed to protect the innocent): A church had a communion table at the front of its sanctuary. They had a lightbulb that needed changing in the middle of the week, and there was no ladder available to stand on to change it. The communion table was in the hallway with the light and a high-school kid stood on the table to change the light.

Another member of the church of many (many) years, who was known to complain about most anything, happened to see this, and the youth leaders later heard about how they had allowed one of the kids to “profane” a “holy thing” of God. Fortunately, according to legend, a wise elder pulled the offended member aside to inform them that no piece of furniture is ‘holy’, but what is done with that object can make it holy for that time it is being used in such a way.

Do you see what I’m getting at here?

__________________

*I sumbit that, if you can find the Ark of the Covenant, there is one object on earth that is ontologically ‘holy’. Barring that, though, I don’t see any other exceptions…

121   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 11:40 am

Indiana Jones found it.

I submit that if you find it….don’t touch it. Melty faces are bad.

Chris,

We had the same sort of thing happen at our church. My wife, my best friend, and I all play music for worship. One day while we were practicing together, my friend leaned on the Alta used for communion, and set his Bible down on top of it. Well, the old organ player lady who had been going to this church for centuries (lol ok maybe not that long), was very offended and informed us that “we should not treat the holy altar like that”. My friend and I looked at each other, knowing and thinking exactly what you were just stating about what makes something “holy”, and we decided not to press the issue, and let it slide. It wasn’t worth offending such a wonderful old lady. There were no pastors there to help us explain, and back then I was pretty new to that congregation, so I didn’t want to correct her, cause an issue, and ruin practice.

Joe

122   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 11:41 am

Sorry, the third sentence should say “Altar” not “Alta”

123   Phil Miller    http://veritasfellowship.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 11:47 am

Pfft, you guys are amateurs. Standing on a communion table – that’s nothing. Growing up, my brothers and I, in no particular order:

-went swimming in the baptismal tank

-played dodgeball in the foyer

-constructed a haunted house in the foyer

-sent multiple baseballs through multiple windows

-had “pew races” to see which one could get back and forth from one end of the sanctuary to the other by jumping over the pews

-set up a BB gun shooting range in the Sunday School classroom corridor

I’m sure there’s other things, too.

Buildings and furniture ain’t holy. Supposedly the people in them are, though.

124   chris    http://agendalesslove.wordpress.com
December 7th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

There are so many inane comments in this thread its hard to know where to begin.

Maybe here

All references to true worship in to Bible always refer to the use of WORDS to worship God in Spirit & Truth, whether with or without music. In Revelation God is worshipped with the words, “…Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God almighty…”. What is labeled today as ‘worship’ is so very man-centered.

If of only you could have thrown in “semi-pelagian” I would have thought it was Ken commenting.

Help me out with the “worship today is so man-centered”? Chris Tomlin “Holy is the Lord”, David Crowder “God of Wrath”, Casting Crowns “The voice of truth”, etc… We could even go a little old school…”Shout to the Lord” “Lord I lift your name on high” etc… So man-centered?????

It’s a shame that many ‘christians’ aren’t discerning or humble enough to look at what the Bible actually says about many things, but rather believe as gospel truth what’s fed to them from the ’stage’ by wolves masquerading as sheep, knowingly or unknowingly using the same tactic the serpent used in the garden – a lie wrapped in a hint of truth, designed to deceive the non-discerning.

ad hominem, no proof, generalization.

The Scriptures clearly instruct all believers to test doctrine (another name for teaching) that they are taught against Scripture – which is God’s Word, inspired by the Holy Spirit.

You mean like; “Speak the truth in love”?

I guess our pride to accept correction is too great much of the time, especially when it means admitting we have been wrong about something.

Amen. Ingrid are you still lurking around?

125   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

One last comment. Words are holy, and so can we to be holy(our bodies) be holy. We are holy living sacfrice! I think this is why we are given insturction on how would should talk to one another as christians. Becasue the words and more importantly the heart determines the holiness. So “O Holy Night” was written to worship God, therefore the song can be consider holy because the purpose of the song is for glorifing God. So if another person with an unholy attutide sings the song not for the glory of God but for the entertainment of men does that not mean that he took what some made for the worship of God and made it common or profane. You don’t use gold toliet paper to clean your backside because it is consider valuable set apart for other things from the common things. So if there is more value in “O Holy Night” than “Just Eat It” wouldn’t but unwise to make fun of “O Holy Night.” So we are supposed to clease ourselves of common(unholy) things. Do you get where I am coming from. Again I do not condenm, I am just seeking great discernment for myself when I use things that are meant for the worship of God, not things liek the table and pews, but things that realate to the heart like songs, sermons, and attitudes. So Paul said that some things are noble and others common. We are to seek things that are noble and prufiy ourselves.

2 Timothy 2:20-22 (New International Version)
20In a large house there are articles not only of gold and silver, but also of wood and clay; some are for noble purposes and some for ignoble. 21If a man cleanses himself from the latter, he will be an instrument for noble purposes, made holy, useful to the Master and prepared to do any good work.

22Flee the evil desires of youth, and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, along with those who call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

So if God is present in a specail way, like in heaven or in the beleiver, then it is consider holy, right?

Psalm 22
3Yet you are holy, enthroned on he praises of Israel.

The Lord recieves the glory do his name when we sing His praises. Thanks for the great debate about this. Again I feel that this is profitable for us, not pointless, if we look to the bible for our answers.

126   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 1:00 pm

Kyle,

You wrote:

So “O Holy Night” was written to worship God, therefore the song can be consider holy because the purpose of the song is for glorifing God.

Perhaps you’d better read the story about the song here.

Aside from that, your logic is still going back to OT law. By your line of reasoning, a communion table (made for a holy purpose), when it had outlived its usefulness (for instance, as part of a church remodeling project), could not be sold or used for any “unholy” activity, whether as a workbench, a dinner table or a poker table…

127   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

So can actions like hugging, kissing and other things of the like nature be consider holy. Can words and thoughts be holy? Can the way we live be holy?

128   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

So can actions like hugging, kissing and other things of the like nature be consider holy. Can words and thoughts be holy? Can the way we live be holy?

If done for the glory of God, then yes…

129   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

So then if it is not done for th glory of God then it is unholy?

130   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

So can actions like hugging, kissing and other things of the like nature be consider holy. Can words and thoughts be holy? Can the way we live be holy?

At the same time, NOT doing them expressly for the glory of God does not make them “unholy” – for instance, if I’m exhausted at the end of the day and come home and hug my wife just because I desire her comfort, this is not an “unholy” act because I did not do it for the glory of God – it is just something she did for me and something that I needed…

131   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

But isn’t everything we do in life supposed to be for the glory of God. Your wife hugs you because has compassion that flows from a godly heart! So even the boring and uneventfully things are still supposed to been done for the glory of God right? Now it is hard to do this, I don’t do it, that is why we look to Christ because he did.

132   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
December 7th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under heaven:

a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,

a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

Everything is spiritual, indeed, and there is a time for all of these things. This still does not make one thing/song/place/object “holy”, in the sense that it can only be used in a proscribed manner…

133   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

So do you consider the Bruce Almight movies, including the sequel which I have not seen, to be unhloy, mocking God. Or is it just for laughs? Where is the line drawn that says this is not a way to treat the tings of God in this manner? How do we discern this stuff?

134   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

I just want to say thank you for the great conversation. It seems to me that you guys like Rob Bell and the like and I think I am safe to say you might consider yourself “emergent” Would this be correct? So alot of the post modern thought is about discussing things and not holding a dogmatic postion(which is what ever christaian should do!). It seems like both sides of this debate just held to the dogmatic postion with out much thought. Just repeating the same words and never probing the issue. Although I think that some of the converstaion we had probed it to the actually question istead of just yelling what we beleive, I had to think! I know sometimes the people from slice can see a little cold and harsh but they are christian(not all of them, only God knows). Conversation is a lot better than name calling. Which is what a lot of you guys did on both sides. Instead of using sacrasim and name calling(hymners, the way you used it seemed mean) try asking question as to why they see it that way and truly get a great discussion going! Thank you for all the insight, I will now put your blog on my favs so I can check in and see what else I can learn from you guys. Thank you for your time and thoughtfull response.

Blessings in Christ
Kyle

135   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

Atheists hug each other too Kyle. Does that come from a godly heart? Some weird standards that are not in Scripture are being laid out here.

Bruce Almighty was hysterical, but that was a long time ago, and I didn’t waste my money in the theater on it, and it had some bad points. I thought it illustrated man’s desire to sin and want to be God quite well though. The god they portrayed was a straw-man false god, so what’s the problem? They weren’t talking about the real God. Same reasoning for The Golden Compass, in case you’re wondering. What we put in to our bodies doesn’t make us unclean, what comes OUT does, says Jesus. I didn’t see the second one because it made no sense at all.

Why tell the guy to build an Ark and bring all the different animal SPECIES (huge problem) to the Ark if it’s just going to be a local flood? I have the same problem with the people who believe Noah’s flood was just local. How does that make any sense? “Hey Methuselah, I’m going to go walk on over to Ur and escape God’s judgment, see ya!” LOL

That wasn’t the only reason I didn’t see it though.

Joe

136   Steve    
December 7th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

Hi Julie,

Did what I say come too close to home? Maybe your reaction is a response to personal conviction and it’s a little too much to bear. The term “ALL” was used simply as a literary expression as obviously I don’t know the condition of all people and I should not have painted with a broad brush. But if that is the only negative that you can find in my comment then maybe there is a point to be made. By the way, how many thousands or millions are you speaking for?

It’s wonderful that you had a very moving time in your Sunday School class. You are blessed. But that doesn’t take away from the original purpose of this post. It is a blatant mocking of things that have a reference to God, specifically the Lord Jesus Christ. I expect that from the world, but not from the very bride of Christ. But if you’re all right with that–no problem. I have no intentions of getting into a debate back and forth on this issue. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. You guys do what you do. After all you don’t answer to me but to God. But if your reaction to my simple and forgetful comments extracted such hatefulness, I wonder what you will do when you are faced with real persecution.

Julie, you have a great life and may the Lord bless you in every way!

Merry Christmas!
Steve

137   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

Hatefulness?? Wowser…you’re a little off me thinks Steve.

No one is mocking Christ, sorry you feel that way.

Merry “Pagan Holiday turned Christian Holiday by the RCC” to you too,

Joe

138   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

Joe C.

You ever heard of Paul telling people to greet each other with a HOLY kiss? So the question is how is a kiss holy??? No an athesist would not be hugging from a godly heart. The hate God and the things of God! I was just commenting on the motives behind the hug should be to glorify God, not that ever hug is holy. If you don’t love God you personal can not glorify Him, not saying that God will not recieve His glory in due time, but personal a person that hates God will not glorfiy Him as they should. The Golden Compass was written to counter Chronicles. Here is a link with some stuff about the movie. I think this guy has a great perpective on it, although you more that likely don’t like him. And this is what the author said about his books.“I want to kill God in the minds of children.” Philip Pullman, Author of the “The Golden Compass” taken from the trilogy of books His Dark Material

http://www.albertmohler.com/blog.php

139   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 3:52 pm

:Shrug: so let him try. God’s got him pegged.

Why should I be upset, surprised, outraged, blah blah blah, about this movie? It’s exactly what you’d expect a world-system that hates God to do.

I for one won’t be telling people to flee from this movie. Let them see it. If God is in control, and He is, then it won’t be a problem. By making such a big fuss of all the crap the world does, we just make people want to indulge in it more. Instead, we should learn about these movies, books, whatever, so that we can intelligently converse about them with unbelievers, get down in to the dirt with them (like Jesus did), and minister to them. You should go read the big post on the Golden Compass a few weeks ago on this site. It’s already covered there. Go search for it.

A kiss is ‘holy’ by intention.

So let’s use this logic, which is true by the way.

If that song was intended to be mocking (the Holy Night one), then fine. But if MY intentions in listening to it are to laugh, and be happy, and ammused by poor singing…then how are those intentions sinful? If I am Holy because He is Holy, and set apart by Him, can I do anything to lessen HIS HOLINESS? I think not. My intentions were not hateful to Christ, mocking to Christ, or anything towards God at ALL. I was merely laughing at the bad singing, which is the ENTIRE point of the post in the first place.

So your logic, or the Bible’s logic rather, goes both ways friend.

Joe

140   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Well guys I am done with this one because we just keep going in circles, although like I have said before I have enjoyed this very much thank you. A comment on the Golden Compass, worldviews do matter! We as christian should not stuff are heads, for entertainment purposes, with stuff that is anti-christ to the core. Try read Mohler’s blog, I will read yours on this site, I am sure they say almost the same thing!

141   Joe C    http://www.joe4gzus.blogspot.com
December 7th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

Hey Kyle, thanks for talking.

I think the Golden Compass is anti-christ too. It’s an anti Christian theme, sure. But I also realize that it’s SUCH a bad portrayal of God (meaning it’s so fake), it’s SUCH a straw-man, that it poses no real threat to any of us. And CERTAINLY not to God. The more fuss and cry we make about it, the more unsuspecting souls go “oh it MUST be good then, let’s go see!”. So the opposite of what you want to happen, happens.

I am highly considering seeing this movie, only thing that would stop me is I don’t want to give these monkeys my money. However, I want to see it so I can talk to people about it and use it as a springboard to tear down the straw man and talk about the Real God, Jesus.

Afterall, it’s what Jesus did. Get right in the mud and dirt of His days, to minister to the lost.

Joe

142   Kyle in WI    
December 7th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Yup and that is pretty much the way Mohler delt with it. So people will miss the whole purpose of the movie, to kill god, some will not have the ability to disern that they could influence people in a bad way. But the movie is for the glory of God, it can be used to spread the gospel very effectively by engaging the culture we live in with the true and greatest story ever told. Amen brother

143   chris    http://agendalesslove.wordpress.com
December 7th, 2007 at 11:54 pm

And this is what the author said about his books.“I want to kill God in the minds of children.” Philip Pullman, Author of the “The Golden Compass” taken from the trilogy of books His Dark Material

I don’t want to drag out this discussion any further but Pullman (as near as I can tell) never said that quote. Again this is Christians knee-jerking their way through life.

The movie opened today and I’m predicting a blockbuster. Mainly because Christians advertised for the movie.